Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it. He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that Joe bring along her uncle Ted.
Joe said, "But Ted is 80 years old and half senile!"
His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible."
Joe finally agreed and took Ted along. He teed off and could feel that he had hit it solidly. He asked Ted, "Do you see it?"
Ted nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!"
Joe excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!"
Ted said, "Hmmm... I forgot."
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skul:Pei Chun Public School a.k.a PCPS
gender:female(not gay!)
birthday:12 dec 1995(pls gimme something)
zodiac:the pig(oink!)
sry need some privacy so cannot include everything
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Half the holidays already gone and still left so much homework to do...sigh...oh well guess I still have to do it in the end.Wished I did not have to...if only...if only I can just throw it in the dustbin...uh better not later teacher kill me...figuratively of course...anyway I hope that you are not like me so lazy and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
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